Now this is a very complicated recipe so pay close attention. Ahem.
Step1: Cook egg whites. Cook bacon. Toast a bagel.
Step 2: Place bacon on cooked egg whites, top bacon with white american cheese, melt. Then place between bagel. Ta Da!
I have this fantasy that once I move out I'll turn into a chef and cook gourmet meals for myself and my friends and family. It becomes harder and harder to believe when I get so much satisfaction from a bacon egg and cheese.