Is it too much to ask to look like a VS model?

I have had it! I am going to waltz my fat tush to walmart tomorrow and buy some fitness accessories. I just feel like it would make it easier.

I think I will invest in one of those thigh rings. And a jump rope.

You have to start somewhere right? Good god I have been looking at VS lately and their bodies are just my ideal. Drooling. They must have so much self control. I guess their job is to work out anyway and they have people helping them but still.

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Riz